Work with Dr. Jade Teta, one on one | Private coaching

PRIVATE COACHING · FIVE CLIENTS AT A TIME

Working with me directly

One on one, for three months, on whatever you are actually trying to change. I take five personal clients at a time. Five is the number that lets each person get all of me.

Dr. Jade Teta with a workshop group

You need an architect.

People ask what kind of coach I am. Business? Health? Life? The honest answer is that I am not any kind of coach. Not a trainer, not a therapist, not a plant medicine shaman. I am a Human Architect. Mind people work the mind. Body people work the body. I work the blueprint both are built from... the story running underneath them.

You already know your patterns. You could probably teach a class on them. And still, somewhere in your life, the same wall keeps showing up... the year changes and the faces change, and the collapse underneath it all stays strangely the same. In my clinical practice, that almost never comes down to effort. It comes down to a story you did not write on purpose and mostly cannot see.

How the work runs

Two ways in. Both run three months, both are paid up front, both run sixty minutes on Zoom, all scheduled US Eastern.

Weekly

$10,000
twelve sessions, one every week, three months
  • The version I would pick, though I could be wrong for your situation
  • A week is short enough that nothing cools off
  • For the thing that is big, or old, or would not move when you tried
Apply for weekly

Every other week

$5,000
six sessions, every second week, three months
  • More room to live inside the work between calls
  • Slower on purpose. Slower is not weaker
  • For a world steady enough to hold the practice between sessions
Apply for every other week

Three months is not a number picked because it sounded good. Story-level change has a rhythm to it that I have watched play out a few thousand times now. The first stretch is us hunting for the actual problem, which in my experience is almost never the one you walked in the door with. The middle stretch is where the rewrite happens, and where most of the discomfort lives. And the last stretch is you living inside the new thing long enough that it quits feeling like a costume.

What comes with it

All of this is included in both tracks. No upsells, and no secret tier underneath the tier you bought.

Voxer with me

Direct access, on my actual phone. Not an assistant and not a shared team inbox. Me.

The Human Game

My full flagship program, all of it, unlocked for the entire time we are working together.

Group coaching

Live and ongoing. Come to as many as you want.

Conversation Circles

The small rooms where people do this work in front of each other. For plenty of people it is where the whole thing finally cracks open.

What this asks of you

This is real work, and you will not be doing it alone. There is work between sessions too, and I would rather say that now than surprise you with it later.

  • Bring the real thing
    Not the tidy version you would give at a dinner party. There is very little you could tell me that I have not sat with before, and none of it will change how I see you.
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  • Do the work between sessions
    This is where most of the change actually happens. Some weeks it will be inconvenient. Do it anyway, and when you genuinely cannot, tell me instead of going quiet.
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  • Tell me the truth
    Especially the parts that feel unflattering. Those are almost always where the story is hiding, and I am not there to judge them. I have my own.
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  • Stay with it when it gets hard
    There is usually a moment where this feels like more than you signed up for. That moment is the doorway, and it is also the moment I am most useful to you.
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If what you want is a warm hour where somebody listens to you well, that is a genuinely good thing to want and I know people who do it beautifully. This is a different kind of hour, and I would rather you know that now than find out three weeks in.

Two things I would rather you read now than find out later

The recording

I record my sessions, and pieces of them get used to teach: in videos, in courses, and in the certification where I train other coaches to do this work. Your face is blurred, your voice is replaced with a synthetic one, names and identifying details are cut. And at any moment, in any session, you can say off the record and it will never be used. You can say it a week later by text, too. You sign off on this when you enroll, on a real form, so please read it before you tick it.

What this is not

I am a naturopathic doctor, licensed in California and Washington. I am not your doctor. This is coaching. It is not therapy, it is not a diagnosis, and it is not treatment. I do not prescribe or diagnose, and nothing we do together replaces your doctor or your therapist. If you are working with either one of them, keep working with them and tell them what we are up to.

The other way to work with me: five days in the mountains

The Awakening. Sunday 11 to Friday 16 April 2027, Camp Cheerio, North Carolina.

A complete identity-level reset: the Rewrite, Rewire, Retrain sequence, compressed and immersive, designed to do in one week what usually takes a year. I lead it myself, and it is the closest thing to private work that happens in a group.

The Awakening, at Next Level Human

The application

A few short questions. Say it plainly... the presentable version helps no one. Jodi and I read every application ourselves, and if it is a yes, you get the enrollment link and the agreement the same day.